Joke Times

Reported by Mahir

Joke time !!!

Recorded  by Challyse

Joke time

Recorded by-Heena

JOKE TIME!!!!

Recorded by Amelia

Joke Time

Recorded by Mahir

JOKES!!!

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? 
Because she will Let it go 



What do you call a fake noodle? 

  

An Impasta!

Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What do cows read with breakfast?  
A moooospaper!!

What does a piece of toast wear to 
bed? 
His pa-JAM-as!!

What flower do you wear on your face?
Tu-lips!


What do you call a dinosaur that does not take a bath?
A Stink-o-Saurus. 


By Noelani

Joke books

In the library there are six new joke books!! Come in and have a look at them. They are cool books. We have a new series called "Super Funny Joke Books."
Here are some jokes from the books . . .

1.What is the world's laziest mountain?

Mount Everest

2.Where do spiders get married?
At a webbing.

3.Knock, knock

Who's there?
Police
Police who?

Police stop telling me knock, knock jokes!!

By Sadhika