Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will Let it go
What do you call a fake noodle?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What do cows read with breakfast?
A moooospaper!!
What does a piece of toast wear to
bed?
His pa-JAM-as!!
What flower do you wear on your face?
Tu-lips!
What do you call a dinosaur that does not take a bath?
A Stink-o-Saurus.
By Noelani
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